jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

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cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

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"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

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subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

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unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

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